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Friday, July 23, 2010

A Welcome Ride

* METAL NOISE! Clang! * Went the sound of swords. The two warriors were also matched. It seemed as if their minds were one.

Meanwhile, the clock ticks to the bomb time time was 3 minutes and 50 seconds.

Esteban froze. He knew they were in a world problem. He thought the project out to beat the Gentleman Engineering Mystery Which Has Face Covered With Crimson Mask of X, using the best friends and best lovers, but he overlooked a fatal problem: The space shuttle misery, boredom and potential death was too great. More than seven miles long and three friends could never run with MMX rooms before the explosion of epic proportions. They should help, but where? Things seemed in trouble for the new amigos. The problem piles so high as the sky? Yes.

"We are dying on the boat," said Edward, including the fate completely in hand. Thomas nodded. The three wept, embraced and danced. Then there was a distant sound. First, a low murmur, growing louder with each second. The Amigos began to sound out "HUUUUEEE! ! HIIISSSSSSSSSS! ! GGGRRRRRROOOOWWWWLLLLLL! ! ! ** SOUNDS OF WHALE **!!!" The amigos smiled from ear to ear with a smile as big as the smiling clown's just not like red noses and without circular beast! Aurelius, Stavros, and the Fighting Potepenko all happened. "Jump on our backs. We will kill all MMX! ! said the animals unsuitable in unison. Esteban, Edward and Thomas slight but tired jumped on. The shit was about to go down.

At 400 miles, Rufus began his journey to meet his master, Ramses. So far, their plan was perfect. The legion would be governed by the two Egyptians again.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

A Duel Begins

The Thomas and Edward indiscreetly coughed while full fumigation the pit of dead secret top that Esteban had constructed (by virtue of orders of the mean Ramsès mischievous imp). The two louts youth adopted, for what they believed to be the last time. "It was an honor and a privilege to be your better friend, my noble Thomas." The Edourdo to low voice with his last breath. The two are collapsed. Inside their body, their pumped heart with a big vigor, the two was not immobilized. Someone had a project that implied the two lovers.
Machine Aggro sit in the swimming pool of robotics Potepenko all the two does bleep bleep very strong, as the bomb countdown. The sonorous too strong signal called the attention of a member of the Legion that slept in his horse of the sea, refuges. Fashilo slipped in the piece. "Which seems to be the problem Aggro and Potepenko? Which is this irritating noise Tooting? "The two androids did not reply, they say simply in the bath together. Fashilo knew that something did not go. "Robots" It pushed a cry. The engineer hippocampe had an imperative work to do it, it has gone out its tools and began his business. The clock of the time to the bomb to read four minutes.

After setting up his space ship to the shuttle of the Legion, Mario jumped on board (after decompression) and run as quickly as its legs could take it for the lodging of the order of edge, stopping itself uniformly to vomit. It was determined to obtain this antidote. "I see that you are sick, you should do to kill for a simple one." Says a familiar voice, stifled by a mask crimson with a X over. Mario returned itself and pulled his sword. It was time for a fight duel.

Esteban (now free of the bad spirits), regained his secret hiding place. It raised the big boltand weight dead entered into the room. It verified the beaten heart of the boys, they were stronger than never. It used volatile salt to awaken them. "Esteban the traitor!" Screamed Edward. "Not" Esteban assured the clearly and without skeptical surprise boys. "It was a false assassination. I needed Mystery Man Crazy X to think that you were dead, while in fact you are in life and ready to help me to kill it once for all! "The three smile meet friends. "We have a project." They all thought.

A Project Completed

Aggro of automation waddled in the whole vessel spatial no cent meters, to the research of high and low one for the whale robot. It knew not why it had if quickly to the research furtively for the whale, but it knew that it had a mission, and if the plan was not realized with the elegance and confidence in itself, it would be in a pile problem. His cord nutrition began to bleep, it verified, twenty five percent of the accused again impoverishing the layer. It has accelerated the rhythm.
Esteban put its glasses sun black and smile until the ears. The Thomas and Edward were tired It from the exorcisme and of need of sleep. "I know just the place for you to do the siesta together." Esteban said in his impression to be the better one man. The simple amateurs easily are cheated. "Show us please!" They said together. Esteban drove the two eccentric ones of his hiding place top secret. The two young ones deposited in the bed, happy to be together and free from the devil. They heard the massive closed door and the sounds of huge sluices heavy big. "Esteban?" The said Edward with the nervous tone. There is not response. The two lovers and of better friends began coughing, they heard gaseous noises, they had been drivings in a trap! Esteban removed its glasses. Its eyes were black as night. The boys were in a fuck monticule.

"We are at some minutes of the Man Mystery of the Big X and the spatial shuttle of misfortune!" Mario said, while it drove his new vessel and to drink Labrador drinks dear Labrador. Potepenko and prepared Aggro their weapons, they were ready for the battle of their life. They did not know, there was something that had taken the check of the vessel, more something poorly than themselves.

"The trap shrewdness was set up for the Thomas and Edward." Said Esteban. "Perfect project." Mystery Man X said. The left demon the body of Esteban and enter into the mystery X Man's. It was in total check of the Legion.

Robotics Potepenko of the sensor began exploding bleep. The robotics Aggro had finished his work while finding his partner to the bomb. The time-switch began checking down below, five minutes before that the misfit ones were terminated by the explosion. Little time after, nevertheless, the world would be a surer place.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The Exorcisme

The Mario had trouble. The problem of epic proportions large. Mario, Brawl and Potepenko (in the process of moving areas of water) had to go to outer space, a place of Mario and his mother had promised he would never return to. Also, the Man of Mystery Engineering X with X has decorated his mask on in the world was also wounded. If the robot version of the crocodile with a heart of gold has met with the robot version of the fin whale with the slippery, the numerous (and Man of Mystery) would be over. However, there was boredom worse for Thomas ...

Two months prior, the Thomas and Edward were in the house of Ramses summer vacation on the coast of Egypt. Lots of relaxing, fishing, and ghost stories. One night, when drunk, Ramses was the devil enter the Thomas. Two months of that day, the devil is present in the ravages of Thomas and cause. Today was two months.

On the Space Shuttle titanium, Thomas was hot. His temperature was 105.2. Thomas's eyes were black (a sure sign that the devil was in Thomas). Edward was the accident nervous, sure that his best friend and lover of man as a gentleman would perish. They needed an exorcism. Only one man in the legion has been certified to exorcism. "Esteban! the Edward yelled, visibly shaken. "Esteban, PLEASE COME EARLY. YOU NEED TO ELIMINATE THE DEMON OF THE INTERIOR OF THOMAS "Edward said. The male nurse from Spain came to meet the room. He had not performed an exorcism and was in two years a little rusty, but he needed help.
"DEMON! REMOVAL OF THOMAS AND SHOW YOUR UGLY FACE AND DEFORME "Esteban shouted with fervor and the bravado of a young John Wayne. Thomas was about to die. "KISS YOU! yelled the demon. Esteban has been determined. "I HAVE SAID REMOVAL! Esteban screamed so loud it hurt sensitive ears of Edward. The demon has left the body of Thomas. All were good. Edward and Thomas have kissed and embraced Esteban.

Minutes later the eyes of Esteban turned black. Esteban had the project. Legion? The world's nuclear problem type Dérangère major proportions

Monday, July 19, 2010

Message in a Bottle

The three amigos celebrates on the earth for two consecutive days. They drank their delicious wine, they danced, they darken, then they danced a little more. It was the one of the better parties, is of them had never been at. until it came to a crash and to put horrible fine. "I think that I will be sick." Said Aggro with a tear to form itself in his eye. It vomits violently and completely. Mario and followed Potepenko the same manner, vomitings until their intestines injured and the throat were red as the fire of the sun of now. They have each shouted noisily pain and the gag. Collected Mario the last bottle of wine that they had drunk. "It ya a message in this bottle!" Screamed Mario. It broke the pitcher in glass and took the message. It read aloud that she.
Cherished Mario, Potepenko and Aggro,
You are traitors and masters of treason and you believe that I do not know any your treason? I make fun of of that, for I knew all to the long one. I suppose now that you read this message, you threw your interior violently, which renders happy me. It ya currently of the documents a toxic mortal poisons in your body, and I am the only one with the solution remedy. It seems that you must come back to the space! But attention, for (as you know it well), it ya a bomb on the ready vessel to explode! In this case, you will not be able to heal and of you every deaths of miserable death. The clock turns, my dear friends, take advantage of your disease. You are in a planet danger.
Accused of reception of the one immoral,
Mystery Man of Engrave X


"We were betrayed!" Mario saved itself. "We need a space ship, and we have need of it on the double!"
During this time, in the space, Stavros awakened. The creature big necessary snakes to find computerized Aggro, it is only a time question before finding what it looked for. The legion was unquestionably an obstacle for a fixed sum.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

A New Passenger

"It is without any doubts pleasure to be on this spatial shuttle of vacation and of relaxation and of recreation master, Mario. Hoist. Said Stavros that it slipped to leg pants of his friend and around his size. "How are you going today, my partner in the crime?" It asked. Mystery Man of X (while carrying his suit and the mask of Mario) tried to remain the point and composed, but it did not like the snakes and did not want the torsion of snakes and to slip on him. "I go well, thank you Stavros. Can you go to prepare my dinner? "Man mystery said in his imitation of Mario false better. Big smile Stavros, but at the far end of his heart and his soul, it knew that something was different. It had a project.
Under the vessel, in his spatial highly scientific sui, John Devereaux used plungers to climb alongside the exterior one vessel. It found the door and the opens. It leans on the button of decompression and removed his body the space. It needed to rediscover his friend, with quick attentiveness.

"Do excuse me, Aggro? Did you notice something different about Mario since that we are trip on the space ship? "Stavros asked his better friend and worshipper. Looked at Aggro the gigantic snake with its red eyes, the cross crocodile crocodile did not say a word. It seems that Mario does not have any program of the animal to begin to speak, a costly error. "You are a robot!" The snake yelled. Unexpected Stavros the loquet on the back of the animal and saw his cord nutrition, it was load, it was at forty percent. "Jesus Christ." Stavros murmured as it goes out. Aggro waddling on the piece to find Potepenko.

John Devereaux carried out a meticulous research for his friend, the mysterious man, his childhood friend, the one that it was as larrons some fails with. It needed him to find, or it would be too late, the legion would have stopped existing. The legion must survive in the world to survive. Little John does not know, it is only the beginning of a massive fuck battery.

"Greetings poorly!" Mario, Aggro, and said Potepenko to the other as they drank the very night. All was well with the three amigos. At least currently, which is. In the long term, they were in a penalty world.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

The Perfect Project

Big Mario, the leader of the underworld, and the new owner of $ 1,000,000,000 looked like the space shuttle tore into space. The size of the smile on the face of Mario was legendary. His project has begun to perfection. Potepenko swam to Mario in his new mobile device sea. The fighting came as von Courage. They laughed. This draft Mario was violent. This project was brilliant. Mario has thought of every possible obstacle ... except one.

The three friends drank the "Rigatoni Mario was the leader of the legion and now was not the leader but the leader would again soon" wine. Bu, the Fighting has requested that the draft was because he had forgotten. "It's simple," added Mario. "The project was designed after I had taken enough cocaine to kill a large bear gray. I created versions of robot Potepenko and Brawl. Perfect replication of beautiful creatures. Instead of is made of flesh, Potepenko included the explosion develops. The Robot Fighting was the trigger to explode Potepenko. Once the battery Fighting Robot hits 50%, BOOM! ! ! Of course this would have killed many inappropriate rustic, but more Importantly, it would have killed the Man of Mystery X Evil Genius Evil with an X on his mask. " The fight was very impressed by his boss.

In its satellite, John Deveraux Mario looked and heard the details of the project. John Deveraux had a friend in this world: The Man of Mystery X. He took his phone. The Mystery Man? It was John D. Please connect to the Fights. I have no time for details. I'll be there soon. " The draft Mario crashed in a transported. Fun stopwatch on earth? Sur.
The draft Mario crashed in a transported. Fun stopwatch on earth? Sur.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Everyone Has A Price

"Everyone please form a single line! All on board of the spatial shuttle Mario Rigatoni for vacation and Escape from Mystery Man X of Engrave! "Mario screamed through a microphone while blowing in a mist horn. The aligned members of the Legions, one by one. Mario was with his buddy, his reconciled love, Mister Aggro von Fortitude. Held Aggro a planchette to pair of pliers to the hand, delimiting the name of every member of the Legion as they obtained on the spatial shuttle. "Hello Potepenko, I am happy that you could make it!" Said Aggro that the gigantic slipped whale on board of the vessel with a made to order spatial combination. Big smile Potepenko, but it has a forgery mouse, the huge whale had a secret secret. The legion was in fact of a bomb for the horrible ones.

Mario took a stuffed one of whisky inexpensive. "Do you think that my project will walk?" It At-il asked his restarted friend. Huge smile Aggro, "Yes, I believe that it will be the work of my father. Your project is all simply to put everyone to the security, in orbit, far horrible man mystery, do I have reason? Do you have not again ulterior motives, they exact? Am I in security in this hypothesis? "Aggro began worrying. This Etait-ce a conspiracy? Mario began massing the gnarled and dented skin of the monster of crocodilians (LOLOL!). "You have reason, soft as candies friend. This is my project. "Aggro was raised. Mario rubs his radiant moustache. "I have ulterior motives." The crazy doctor thought about itself.
The motors began roaring. The younger space legion were ready to start up. Pomadoro was the most nervous one of the collection of the Misfits. Toro rubbed itself the back and manages him a glass of red wine and a bullet of meat. Its nerves themselves calm. The launch siren was given and all attached ones to their seats. Soon, they would be free Mystery Man X. Potepenko floated in his swimming pool spaces, distressed by his own treason.

Outside of the spatial shuttle, Mario was put back a canvas bag. It opens it, and counted his content. "Perfect quantity of money. He says with a mouse. "Are you sure to want to do that?"

"Absolutely that I do." Mystery Man X said that it slipped on his mask Mario. The evil not to walk on the vessel. "Good-bye forever." It said to Mario. Mystery Man X went to find Potepenko. A tear began forming itself in his eye, it had of the doubt to betray the Legion. But it was too late. The poorly was done. The legion was in a battery fuck seems undeniable.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Exterior Space

A new saga! (Please to excuse the Inmate 20089 story, that was a trickery)

"My heart is beating the drum. PROSPEROUS LUB OF BOOM-A-dubbed "said Potepenko, who had the heart to race and fins very wet. Mario had called an emergency meeting in secret. Pomodoro was nervous. Mario was not the leader of the legion for two months now, and he missed the power of respect and wine. Mr. Mystery Man Comic Men's X was in power. He was ruthless and did not tolerate the behavior lazy. It was not a coincidence that it was hard on members of the legion. They were lazy rustics most concerned with fun and get shit faced that doing anything that resembled work hard.

At the secret hideout, the members began to arrive. They all shook hands, embraced, kissed and made other things ... things more inconvenient. MMX did not flirt of his slaves and they had begun frustrated. They liked the release. "This is so much fun, but where is Mario? This meeting for the good of Mozzarella! cried Fashilo who has literally amazing time. "MARIO"? yelled Aurelius. "WHERE YOU ARE? HUE! ! ! HUE! ! "

There was the brilliance of light and then smoke. There was a noise and then Mario came quickly. "Hello all members. I do not have time. Surely this looks MMX secret meeting by his telescope diamond. It can triangulate our position in less than nothing. You have a choice. Would you stay here on earth, serving the man with the mask for the next 100 years, or you want to take a vacation? asked Mario. There was a noticeable buzz in the audience. Pomodoro began to sing his third song of success: "We have a choice and we must do or Mario is crazy and I like ground nuts too! The battle ran and walked to and fro. "To where is our vacation, our former boss and our genuine love interest of mine"? asked the Brawl. Mario feared this question. Mario loved his family members legion. He has extra closely. If there was one thing he knew more than anything else, there was a place they feared strong. A place that they did not go to jurors. "We will go into outer space," said Mario silently and slowly. Each member but vanished immediately. Rodriguez was killed in fear. Mario has remained calm. They would leave immediately.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Inmate 20089

Foreseen Mario in his bed, incapable to budge. It opens the eyes. "Where devil am I?" Mario thought about itself. Sudden, the door of his cell opens with a big noise: "Hello, Mister Rigatoni, how was your sleep?" Mario was confused. "That are you?" Required, perplexed Mario. "I am your nurse, my name is Esteban. Please to take your medicines so that I can untie you. "Mario looked at its arms and the legs, they were attached to the bed. "Pious holy to kiss problem whore." Thought Mario. What that did arrive him?

At the far end of his underground den of the spying, a project among the projects is being created. The entire legion worked there over, linked up between them as if they were slaves, as the new boss of the legion looked at them, by intermittence to whip the members of the Legion that worked not rather strong. "The beautiful project." Mystery Man X said, in soft his moustache and his beautiful beard with a wider mouse than never. Mario looked at through his bullet of magic crystal, it was necessary to do something to this subject. But what?

Mario was awakened by an electric shock. "This will do nothing but to harm for a moment." Said Esteban. An electrode is placed on the side of the head of Mario. It yelled pain. Esteban to put a syringe in the arm of Mario and injects him. Mario fell in a deep sleep.

Mystery Man X cracked a blow of whip on the back of Robo Eduardo. The robot began bleeding. This was effectively a pile of world-wide problems. All of a sudden, robo-édouard received a message text of the brain of the former boss of the legion. "I came to save you. Love, Mario. Said the message. Robo-édouard was raised.

Carried out Esteban Mario in his cell. It put it in his bed, attached it to the bed, and the there left to sleep. It closed the door behind him and it locked with the big heavy sluices. To the exterior one door, it says: "Inmate 20089: Mario Isabelle Rigatoni. Very dangerous and crazy. "Interior of the cell, dreamed Mario. crazy dreams of the animals and projects of conversation. Did all be a dream? In his dream world, Mario had a project to save the legion. "I have a project." Mario said in his sleep. Esteban looked at through the movie camera of security.