A flashback!
Ramses and Rufus, the bull with the big and rotten old testes and two, count them, two members out of bed in their one room apartment earlier today. This was the day that Pringle - the hybrid wise and powerful psychic - expected to resume Ramses heaven and earth personal demon's lair.
Five years ago, Pringle said, "The old witch and the Old bull of many wonders. Thank you for taking the time to listen to a bull and a whale hybrids. I have the gift of power to read the future. The future is bright for the two of you. On the day when the sun hits the mountain Oaktree to a perfect match, the 4 horsemen meet in heaven. Mario, the leader of the demon world and earth. Mozzarella, the leader of the heavens and skies. Edward, the director of water unconscious. Thomas, the officer unconscious space. The four leaders will be in one piece in time for the first time ... ever. To seize and take control of the universe. " Ramses is the fact vanishes. Rufus is awakened with a salt smell.
Five years later: "Today is the day my huge bull with members. We all will govern. The world? The problem of a modern day fuck storm larger than a tropical hurricane.
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- Mario Rigatoni
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- Hello, my name is Mario Rigatoni, you to allow me to say a little about me? First, and the most important one, I am the leader of the Foreign Legion, furthermore, I am also the doctor, the researcher, the animal trainer of fame, the learned one, the writer, the lover of man, the lover of animal, the Demon, the father, the husband, the wizard and a lot more of other things. Believe me, I am fun.
Meet The Foreign Legion
Mario Rigatoni (Me): Leader, founder, owner of the Foreign Legion.
King Aggro: 20 foot long, 600 lb alligator. King of the animals and interim monarch of the Foreign Legion. Aligned with Mario.
King (Prince) Pomadoro: 15 foot tall, 2 ton elephant, recently demoted from King to Prince for an assassination attempt on my new better friend and lover, Aggro.
Potepenko: 32 ton blue whale, lover to splashing, swimming, and singing. Best friend of Pomadoro. Invented the "top five" maneuver. Toro's godfather.
Toro: 400 lb bull, famous for firey red eyes and nostril piercing. Fierce. Fast. Agile. Adorable. Legion designated helicopter pilot. One of the founding members of the legion.
Donald: A beautiful miniature horse. My first project. My first love. Revived by hibou magic and "Mario Rigatoni the Resurrection Gas".
Fashilo: 18 ounce seahorse, known to the Legion as "The Engineer". Has served as my butler. A trusted friend, but often assembles betrayal robots. Potepenko's nephew.
Pringle: Hybrid, half whale, half bull, 3lb animal, loves to slip in and out of the ocean.
Mozzarella Rigatoni: My brother, an angel, desires to be leader of the legion, allowed into legion after selling His soul to me...notorious trouble causer.
Jacques Poindexter: Childhood friend of mine, generally disliked and ridiculed by the legion.
Gustav: Dutch Prince. Small, weak, lovable, allows Potepenko to sleep in his pool, trusted friend.
Vitali: 6'3" 256lb Russian lover of man, lover of animals. Recently arrested for poaching.
Ramses: Sorcerer. Repeated attempts to infiltrate the legion. Exiled. For now.
Rufus: Rhinocerous, first pet of Ramses the sorceror, not a conversation animal.
Stavros: 30 foot python. Most recent pet of Ramses. Mysterious. Treacherous. Disloyal. Loves alligator meat and skin.
Rodriguez: Feared by all, exiled from the legion for multiple betrayals.
Luigi: One of my many sons, exiled from the legion for disloyalty.
Portabello Rigatoni: My father, the original Demon Rigatoni: exiled from the legion after passing away due to a few sips of Mario Rigatoni Death Inducing Wine.
Ju'ron: Robotic Chinaman, inclined eyes, exiled from legion.
Prince Larabee: Elephant prince, exiled: only one elephant in the legion allowed.
Aurelis: Wild Hibou, the magic beak, the brain of cross of double. Bank robber.
King Aggro: 20 foot long, 600 lb alligator. King of the animals and interim monarch of the Foreign Legion. Aligned with Mario.
King (Prince) Pomadoro: 15 foot tall, 2 ton elephant, recently demoted from King to Prince for an assassination attempt on my new better friend and lover, Aggro.
Potepenko: 32 ton blue whale, lover to splashing, swimming, and singing. Best friend of Pomadoro. Invented the "top five" maneuver. Toro's godfather.
Toro: 400 lb bull, famous for firey red eyes and nostril piercing. Fierce. Fast. Agile. Adorable. Legion designated helicopter pilot. One of the founding members of the legion.
Donald: A beautiful miniature horse. My first project. My first love. Revived by hibou magic and "Mario Rigatoni the Resurrection Gas".
Fashilo: 18 ounce seahorse, known to the Legion as "The Engineer". Has served as my butler. A trusted friend, but often assembles betrayal robots. Potepenko's nephew.
Pringle: Hybrid, half whale, half bull, 3lb animal, loves to slip in and out of the ocean.
Mozzarella Rigatoni: My brother, an angel, desires to be leader of the legion, allowed into legion after selling His soul to me...notorious trouble causer.
Jacques Poindexter: Childhood friend of mine, generally disliked and ridiculed by the legion.
Gustav: Dutch Prince. Small, weak, lovable, allows Potepenko to sleep in his pool, trusted friend.
Vitali: 6'3" 256lb Russian lover of man, lover of animals. Recently arrested for poaching.
Ramses: Sorcerer. Repeated attempts to infiltrate the legion. Exiled. For now.
Rufus: Rhinocerous, first pet of Ramses the sorceror, not a conversation animal.
Stavros: 30 foot python. Most recent pet of Ramses. Mysterious. Treacherous. Disloyal. Loves alligator meat and skin.
Rodriguez: Feared by all, exiled from the legion for multiple betrayals.
Luigi: One of my many sons, exiled from the legion for disloyalty.
Portabello Rigatoni: My father, the original Demon Rigatoni: exiled from the legion after passing away due to a few sips of Mario Rigatoni Death Inducing Wine.
Ju'ron: Robotic Chinaman, inclined eyes, exiled from legion.
Prince Larabee: Elephant prince, exiled: only one elephant in the legion allowed.
Aurelis: Wild Hibou, the magic beak, the brain of cross of double. Bank robber.
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