The smoke fills the fumigation room, one could see nothing of the all. There were again tears in the eyes of the Legion components of the elegant song Pomadoro, and nevertheless today the tears were pulled fear and the panic. "Aggro!" Screamed Potepenko, as the gigantic whale launches itself to the water of his swimming pool and wine and slipped itself on the floor. Fighting for oxygen, the two hundred thunder mammals could not assemble a single sentence. "My friend better Aggro was cut." It gave his friend with one to one to kiss. The legion itself calm. Fought Aggro for the air. They were in a problem pile.
Ghost Donald awakened in a world-wide problem. Standing in front of him, a robot with a head not. "Fuck". Said Doland, the difficulty go out of his withholding. It did not serve to anything. It was time for the torture. The mechanical robot held of a crucifix. Donald began screaming.
"Huuieeee! Screamed Aurilius stronger than had never screamed him before. Mystery of the man X caressed the stomach of the hibou, the Aurilius purred and moaned as a baby cat. "The beautiful project". man mystery of X to low voice. It removed his mask. "Now, be quiet itself, immature hibou, we have a lot of works to do." Mario took a stuffed one of his "pretence to be the man mystery of x but I am really mister Mario of beauty" of red wine. The world was in one to kiss.
"Mario!" Screamed Mozzarella. "Can you correct the aggro?" Aggro was spread on the ground, bleedings of his injury by bullet after cutting. "I will try." Said Mario of a voice that rang a little as real Mario, but had a suspicion of automation.
Mario caressed the stomach of his friend hibou is a little more for it induces a message text to send to the brain of the robots Mario. The message of the brain said: "The king crocodile must not survive. Done what one says you. "The message of the brain was received.
Two hundred fifty miles below the skies, Ramses and Rufus flew with diligence. The Legion had big things on the subject of die, nevertheless. They had more cats to whip essential.
Robotics Mario looked into the aggro. "This will do nothing but to harm a not very light, dear friend." The robot said. Aggro is in a fuck storm.
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- Mario Rigatoni
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- Hello, my name is Mario Rigatoni, you to allow me to say a little about me? First, and the most important one, I am the leader of the Foreign Legion, furthermore, I am also the doctor, the researcher, the animal trainer of fame, the learned one, the writer, the lover of man, the lover of animal, the Demon, the father, the husband, the wizard and a lot more of other things. Believe me, I am fun.
Meet The Foreign Legion
Mario Rigatoni (Me): Leader, founder, owner of the Foreign Legion.
King Aggro: 20 foot long, 600 lb alligator. King of the animals and interim monarch of the Foreign Legion. Aligned with Mario.
King (Prince) Pomadoro: 15 foot tall, 2 ton elephant, recently demoted from King to Prince for an assassination attempt on my new better friend and lover, Aggro.
Potepenko: 32 ton blue whale, lover to splashing, swimming, and singing. Best friend of Pomadoro. Invented the "top five" maneuver. Toro's godfather.
Toro: 400 lb bull, famous for firey red eyes and nostril piercing. Fierce. Fast. Agile. Adorable. Legion designated helicopter pilot. One of the founding members of the legion.
Donald: A beautiful miniature horse. My first project. My first love. Revived by hibou magic and "Mario Rigatoni the Resurrection Gas".
Fashilo: 18 ounce seahorse, known to the Legion as "The Engineer". Has served as my butler. A trusted friend, but often assembles betrayal robots. Potepenko's nephew.
Pringle: Hybrid, half whale, half bull, 3lb animal, loves to slip in and out of the ocean.
Mozzarella Rigatoni: My brother, an angel, desires to be leader of the legion, allowed into legion after selling His soul to me...notorious trouble causer.
Jacques Poindexter: Childhood friend of mine, generally disliked and ridiculed by the legion.
Gustav: Dutch Prince. Small, weak, lovable, allows Potepenko to sleep in his pool, trusted friend.
Vitali: 6'3" 256lb Russian lover of man, lover of animals. Recently arrested for poaching.
Ramses: Sorcerer. Repeated attempts to infiltrate the legion. Exiled. For now.
Rufus: Rhinocerous, first pet of Ramses the sorceror, not a conversation animal.
Stavros: 30 foot python. Most recent pet of Ramses. Mysterious. Treacherous. Disloyal. Loves alligator meat and skin.
Rodriguez: Feared by all, exiled from the legion for multiple betrayals.
Luigi: One of my many sons, exiled from the legion for disloyalty.
Portabello Rigatoni: My father, the original Demon Rigatoni: exiled from the legion after passing away due to a few sips of Mario Rigatoni Death Inducing Wine.
Ju'ron: Robotic Chinaman, inclined eyes, exiled from legion.
Prince Larabee: Elephant prince, exiled: only one elephant in the legion allowed.
Aurelis: Wild Hibou, the magic beak, the brain of cross of double. Bank robber.
King Aggro: 20 foot long, 600 lb alligator. King of the animals and interim monarch of the Foreign Legion. Aligned with Mario.
King (Prince) Pomadoro: 15 foot tall, 2 ton elephant, recently demoted from King to Prince for an assassination attempt on my new better friend and lover, Aggro.
Potepenko: 32 ton blue whale, lover to splashing, swimming, and singing. Best friend of Pomadoro. Invented the "top five" maneuver. Toro's godfather.
Toro: 400 lb bull, famous for firey red eyes and nostril piercing. Fierce. Fast. Agile. Adorable. Legion designated helicopter pilot. One of the founding members of the legion.
Donald: A beautiful miniature horse. My first project. My first love. Revived by hibou magic and "Mario Rigatoni the Resurrection Gas".
Fashilo: 18 ounce seahorse, known to the Legion as "The Engineer". Has served as my butler. A trusted friend, but often assembles betrayal robots. Potepenko's nephew.
Pringle: Hybrid, half whale, half bull, 3lb animal, loves to slip in and out of the ocean.
Mozzarella Rigatoni: My brother, an angel, desires to be leader of the legion, allowed into legion after selling His soul to me...notorious trouble causer.
Jacques Poindexter: Childhood friend of mine, generally disliked and ridiculed by the legion.
Gustav: Dutch Prince. Small, weak, lovable, allows Potepenko to sleep in his pool, trusted friend.
Vitali: 6'3" 256lb Russian lover of man, lover of animals. Recently arrested for poaching.
Ramses: Sorcerer. Repeated attempts to infiltrate the legion. Exiled. For now.
Rufus: Rhinocerous, first pet of Ramses the sorceror, not a conversation animal.
Stavros: 30 foot python. Most recent pet of Ramses. Mysterious. Treacherous. Disloyal. Loves alligator meat and skin.
Rodriguez: Feared by all, exiled from the legion for multiple betrayals.
Luigi: One of my many sons, exiled from the legion for disloyalty.
Portabello Rigatoni: My father, the original Demon Rigatoni: exiled from the legion after passing away due to a few sips of Mario Rigatoni Death Inducing Wine.
Ju'ron: Robotic Chinaman, inclined eyes, exiled from legion.
Prince Larabee: Elephant prince, exiled: only one elephant in the legion allowed.
Aurelis: Wild Hibou, the magic beak, the brain of cross of double. Bank robber.
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