Ex Better Friend: Problem World

Greetings my friends from evil! First, I apologize must to you all, because I've been away for so long. Let please me explain. One of my better friends and lovers the most beautiful, The Edward was placed in a new job. This has been a major initiative for the great and wonderful Edward. However, he was nervous. He did not want calling Mario to his new employer, because (Mario's duplicity, racist and dirty), it may cause trouble. So I obeyed the Edward. In the absence of Edward in my life, and the only member of Aggro to keep me busy, Mario became sad. Mario became depressed. Mario started doing more heroin and cocaine more than usual .... and that are a lot of fucking drugs. I went into a coma for 2 months after a night out in Canada with Aggro, Fashilo, and Prince Pomadoro. I've just woken up, and guess what? I'm mad at Edward. It took me nearly to death because he was selfish. Well, because of that, I have a project. The Edward? Edward is a global problem World Wide Global.

To keep you interested while you wait for my book novel

A little history to whet your appetite for my new novel, you ask? Well, how about I tell you one time I met my best friend and lover named Aggro? That sounds good to Mario of mister. Well, I was on the beach with my (then) best friend in the world, Pomadoro (believe me, you will hear much more about this giant elephant in the coming weeks). He and I were playing, making love, do normal things on the beach. When suddenly a band of misfits emerged. Apparently they did not like what was happening between the man and the elephant (I do not know why, because love is beautiful). Without going into details too graphic, they started attacking us. When came out of nowhere a beautiful (and gigantic) crocodile / alligator hybrid. He ate the whole gang. Then we made sweet, passionate, dirty Love. Pomadoro watched the whole thing. Magnificent.

Mario mister am stuck in the inner linings of has huge whale.

Wow, I'm completely sorry. Mr. me, Dr. Mario is stuck in the stomach Potepenko my friend! Do not worry, my faithful followers, I'll write about it in my next novel! Kisses. Hugs. I love you all. I cook a dish of pasta and pellets of meat with a side of Rigatoni Mario Energy Wine Delicious now, planning, instigating a project. I have a project

I am apology - working on the history to tell you

It is the terrible, I am grieved, I did not write although this in a long period. I am more occupied writes the novel more astonishing of all the times. It is at the research of at least nine hundred pages, and the big shot of at least five continuations of the histories. Updated to come. I like you.

My first writing on this internet, I am new.

I am not very qualified with fancy technology like the Internet (nevertheless I can build a robot like nobody's business), so remain with me while I get used to this situation. Many positions, and many items and stories are yet to come.

As you may be aware of, my first feature novel, "The Cruise" is being written at this moment. While you wait for it, I will regularly sharpen your appetite with earlier stories about my life, my childhood, my rise in the legion, and my eventual coronation as the "Demon Mario". I love you all. Stay tuned.