To keep you interested while you wait for my book novel

A little history to whet your appetite for my new novel, you ask? Well, how about I tell you one time I met my best friend and lover named Aggro? That sounds good to Mario of mister. Well, I was on the beach with my (then) best friend in the world, Pomadoro (believe me, you will hear much more about this giant elephant in the coming weeks). He and I were playing, making love, do normal things on the beach. When suddenly a band of misfits emerged. Apparently they did not like what was happening between the man and the elephant (I do not know why, because love is beautiful). Without going into details too graphic, they started attacking us. When came out of nowhere a beautiful (and gigantic) crocodile / alligator hybrid. He ate the whole gang. Then we made sweet, passionate, dirty Love. Pomadoro watched the whole thing. Magnificent.