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Thursday, June 24, 2010

The Curse (The Conclusion)

The Conclusion of the sky meeting. Please to enjoy.

Ramsès and Rufus waddling in the house of mozzarella. The legion (less some significant associates) were to have an eve in the honor and to gladden itself and to moan itself of the life of their better friend and lover, the aggro. They did not know, Aggro had a project of his swelling. Ramsès floated to the ceiling, and immediately apparent radiated a magic charm on the Legion. They have each a washing of brain immediately, and they began scanning the name of Ramsès. Potepenko floated quietude and scanned the name of his new sovereign one. Pomadoro lying on the back, also singing. The prophecy of the sky decision Ramsès and the earth and the hell soon was going to come to not at all peak. The world-wide problems puts themselves. The member to not to wash the brain was robotics Mario, for a machine cannot be bewitched. It had a project.

Published Aggro the leg of Jacques. "I am grieved of you, my dear girlfriend. I am living! I counterfeit my own death, and I have a project! "The two members kissed. "Take me to the shadow of the miniature horse Donald, for it holds the key of the preservation of the legion! The time is gasoline. "The two placements in quest of the soul.

Curse Ramsès almost was finished, it was extremely close of the stop of the Legion. It caressed his magnificent Beart and rubs the back of his under fife, Rufus.

Aggro and Jacques, Holy donald, always attached. They relaxed it. "Donald, you know what you must do. Goes to do it! "Said Aggro. Adrift left Donald to a speed Aggro had never believed possible.

Ramsès was about to to say his last magic word when suddenly something strange, enter into his body. It went counts without delay, that it was too late, it had been possessed by a ghost! The curse was withdrawn Legion. Everythign returned to the normal one. Ghost Donald forced Ramsès to attain in his coat pocket, go out his gun and pull on Mario. Robo Mario is dead instantly, Ramsès next the weapon against him and pulled, die also. The legion rejoiced. They believed Mario to be dead. There was peace.

Of his secret den, Mario looked at hollow his bullet of crystal. "A project failed." It whispered to his hibou. "That they have their peace for a day, tomorrow, we begin our project REAL." It widely smiles and put on his mask X. It had a project.

The End

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Bonjour Thomas

My dear darling one and simple and luminous Thomas,

It is of your better friend, your lover, your friend that everyone calls us "as larrons some fails." This is me, the unknown. I write you because you are in the house of the mozzarella, the evil God of the sky that reigns on the sky with an iron fist. I am on my way towards the house to cause destructions of the foreign legion, and I need your assistance. For, assuredly, you know it, a bigger fuck battery than life and colossal extent takes a disposal on the point of view of the legion, just in front of their eyes. What or that is the mountain the fuck that you ask? It is... the unknown one!

I come soon, please you hang.

I like you,
The without name.

Monday, June 21, 2010

The New Arrivals

The members of the Legion shouted deafening, the tear to big drops and humid, for they believed that their fearless and audacious boss had been cut down. Aggro, pretending to be dead, but again well living and well. (A lot Nevertheless it was again a bleeding of the injury of rifle because, let us acknowledge it, the poorly built robot Mario did not know the first thing on the subject of the healing of the wounds. It comes jammed briefcases in paper on her.) Pomadoro, with tears that flowed as a river course of water, realized Aggro with his trunk the nose to the grave of the Legion. The legion be quiet itself.

"Huuuueeeiiiiiii! We need the proof that the Aggro king was killed! Hoot! Big said Aurilius Mario. Mario caressed his thick moustache with its long fingers and a stuffed one with moon to shine house. "You done an excellent argument, soft hibou.

"The crazy doctor says calmly. It has gone out his cell device and sent a message.
"Fuck whore." Mario of automation is said when it received the message of the human brain "Mario. The said message: "To bring me the head of the Aggro king to prove to me, your father, that the wild creature was killed. Your existence in depends. "A monticule problem of epic proportions fell on the area of application of Mario of the machine.

The robot Edward without head with prudence and furtively searched the house of mozzarella for indices on the location of Mario. It furtively walked to the exterior one and jerky two members of the unknown Legion. "Robot Hello Edward, I am the Ramses. I am here for the domination of the world. "Rufus hit the unconscious robot and placed it on his back. Ramsès and his animal of company entered internal walked of the house.

"We just as well could burn the body." Jacques said, while looking at Aggro that pretends to be dead. Fashilo nodded the head in agreement. Jacques began a fire. Sudden launched Aggro outside the bag of the body. It chomped towards the bottom on the leg Jacques. It had taken them in hostage.

Mario awaited patiently a response of his robot, but it did not receive. It would not be while receiving one of so early, that Ramsès and Rufus had a storm of envisaged fuck, and one will not be pretty. There was a huge problem of intermingling pile and the night only had just begun.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Self Aware

The robot with a not held head the crucifix in front of the ghost horse miniature and began saying the prayer "Our Mozzarella, that is at the skies...". The blood of the revived animal began bubbling and boil. It screamed noisily. The robot without head spoke. "Say me the secrets of Mario and the man mystery of the mysterious X!" A fuck storm furtively moved itself to the horizon.

Mario of the robotics looked into the alligator to die mixed with crocodile. "Please to save me." The said Aggro with a murmur, it closed the eyes, a member of the Legion soon not more to be living. "Set up him!" Screamed Mozzarella to that it believed to be his brother, but was all simply nothing of more than some pieces of metal and devious sons. "I will not lack to save it." Automation Mario said gently. It becomes aware of oneself, it develops human feelings. All of a sudden, it received a message text brain.

In a hurry Mario "to send" on his cell telephone all in Aurillus purrs in background. The message of the brain was sent. It said: "You must kill the king crocodile or well I will lean on the button of self-destruction and you no longer will be to exist! Love, the man Mario. "Kept Mario his thumb on the "to destroy" the button, while it looked at through his bullet of magic crystal.

"I have a project." Mario of the machine any bottom to the aggro. It next obtained more narrowly to the ears of the aggro and spoke gently. No one could hear the secrets that it said the king crocodile. All of a sudden, flat doubled Aggro. It was dead. Problem planet. The legion lost the one of their brave soldiers.

"Beautiful project." Mario said while returning itself his bullet out MAGIX. It took a stuffed one of gigantic vodkas and sniffed the heroin.

The Ghost tortured was cunning blows and had renounced. "Mario and Mister Mystery... are the same. He says. "Fuck whore." The robot without head said. It had a project.

Robot Mario to put the Aggro in a body bag. Just before zip-up closed, the eyes of the open crocodile. It blinked eye to the robot Mario. Robotics Mario blinked eye behind. They cheated the legion and mister Mario. Shit went descend.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Backstories: Aggro

The child was born. Gustav Le Jacques and he had the intention to have a child? NOT! You are a fool if you think they would plan it. The loves of the two was strong and nine months later, the child marriage was born. It was a beautiful boy. Gustav was named the "Edwin" after the boy's father Gustav. After only two months to begin Jacques began to worry. A lot of boredom and physical torture if possible for Jacques Mario Man-Fu has discovered the child. Jacques began to panic. "We must destroy the evidence" Jacques said Gustav, which was trying to feed the baby with her breast. NO! I LOVE EDWIN "Gustav yelled.

Later that night, Jacques took the child while sleeping Gustav. Jacques put the baby in the passenger seat of his Mercedes Benz and has led to the nuclear power plant. It was to unload the body in contaminated water. Surely nothing could survive a 1000 meter drop in the discharge toxic, right? Jacques came to his site and removed the baby from the vehicle. He watched the beautiful child and said simply "The Baby, I love you ... I am sorry that I must be if the fight ..." and launched the baby in the mud. Jacques went home and said a coyote stole Gustav Edwin. Gustav idiot believed the lie.

The next day, a worker was inspecting the power drain when the water has crept crocogator a hideous yet beautiful. Frightened, the worker asked the name of crocogator. Remember only the last word he heard, the beast said, "Hello worker. I'm from the brawl. The man, working for the Wine Industry of Mario, has vanished. On woke up to smell the salt, the worker has made a very important change forever the lives of many. "Dr. Mario Patron, there is something you should see" he said. The world was in the aid world too bored

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

A Storm Brewing

The smoke fills the fumigation room, one could see nothing of the all. There were again tears in the eyes of the Legion components of the elegant song Pomadoro, and nevertheless today the tears were pulled fear and the panic. "Aggro!" Screamed Potepenko, as the gigantic whale launches itself to the water of his swimming pool and wine and slipped itself on the floor. Fighting for oxygen, the two hundred thunder mammals could not assemble a single sentence. "My friend better Aggro was cut." It gave his friend with one to one to kiss. The legion itself calm. Fought Aggro for the air. They were in a problem pile.

Ghost Donald awakened in a world-wide problem. Standing in front of him, a robot with a head not. "Fuck". Said Doland, the difficulty go out of his withholding. It did not serve to anything. It was time for the torture. The mechanical robot held of a crucifix. Donald began screaming.

"Huuieeee! Screamed Aurilius stronger than had never screamed him before. Mystery of the man X caressed the stomach of the hibou, the Aurilius purred and moaned as a baby cat. "The beautiful project". man mystery of X to low voice. It removed his mask. "Now, be quiet itself, immature hibou, we have a lot of works to do." Mario took a stuffed one of his "pretence to be the man mystery of x but I am really mister Mario of beauty" of red wine. The world was in one to kiss.

"Mario!" Screamed Mozzarella. "Can you correct the aggro?" Aggro was spread on the ground, bleedings of his injury by bullet after cutting. "I will try." Said Mario of a voice that rang a little as real Mario, but had a suspicion of automation.

Mario caressed the stomach of his friend hibou is a little more for it induces a message text to send to the brain of the robots Mario. The message of the brain said: "The king crocodile must not survive. Done what one says you. "The message of the brain was received.

Two hundred fifty miles below the skies, Ramses and Rufus flew with diligence. The Legion had big things on the subject of die, nevertheless. They had more cats to whip essential.

Robotics Mario looked into the aggro. "This will do nothing but to harm a not very light, dear friend." The robot said. Aggro is in a fuck storm.

Unwanted Visitor

In the hidden placard, Donald the ghost of the poorly rested quietly, there would be not to awaken it, as it had drunk a colossal glass of "Mario Rigatoni: To help you to sleep and to rest quietly and with respect" wine. The red star that was the eye of his pillow, is passed to the red one. To the far, a robot without repaired head his cord nutrition and reconnected on the taken wall.

During this time, Mozzarella continued his speech. It explained that the legion could have peace, but they need to take of two men, of which they needed to reverse the men that create a danger for the happiness of the legion! "In honor of this big occasion, I invite you to concentrate your attention completes to the scene, as our friend, and for a lot, our lover, and the king Pomadoro will sing a song for you!" The legion was excited. Peace arrived!

The robot without head was at forty percent. It would be not a long time until it continued his project of the fall of the Legion.

Pomadoro scraped itself the elephant throat. It began singing his classical eternal song, named "Mario Mario oh why do you want to treat us so cruel?" It was necessary only the first word of the song and legion was in tears. The Edouard and Thomas screamed noisily and kissed. The legion to cry danced and danced and cried. It is similar to when the legion was formed. A point on time, before of Doctor Mario.

While talking about Mario: Sudden, the lights disintegrated themselves. It was dark. The only noise was a rifle blow in course. There was a pain cry. Someone had been cut down. The sinister laugh or of mysterious X could be heard. The lights rekindled themselves. All that could be seen smoke was the remainders of a grenade fumigation, and a member of the dead Legions. An earthly expression of fuck had just exploded during the Legion.

Three hundred miles to the under, Rufus to deploy its wings Bull. Rolled Ramsès on the back of his friend of animals, their crusade had put in movement. Nevertheless, the legion had fish a lot bigger cats to whip. They were in kisses deep.

The Return of a "Friend"?

Robotics Edward hidden in the placard, the turn on its batteries. His reading of the meters of three percent, and it needed to be at full load in order to realize his masterly again deviating projects. In this moment, it heard a familiar voice, that sent shivers in the cold metallic back. "It seems that if you are weak on the batteries. Says voice. Robotic Edward urinated. It returned not himself, of fear without pure modification. "It seems that you will not be at full power today." Robotic Edward heard a snip, and it knew that it was a world-wide problem of the fuck. The small clumsy clogs of a miniature horse, carrying scissors, had cut the cord of automated nutrition Edward. "Donald." Is the whole device poor robot could say before the beef of the miniature one a pressure of the strength "alternative". The eyes of the robot has red one to the black one. Donald smiles a big one. The ghost had a project.

"Welcome in my house in the skies of the skies and the earth." Mozzarella screamed in the top of its lungs. "I called you here to bring back the peace in the Legion." The members of the Legion looked at themselves, mister Edward and Thomas began being held its hand. They estimated warmly in their heart and the body and the members. Could there be peace? Mozzarella continued to speak. "Potepenko prepared a wonderful meal for you, the leaders legion colleagues, and we will eat to show our love." The legion applauds to all to break. Pomadoro balanced violently the nose in the left air to right while doing the noises of the elephant. The applauded legion stronger. Same Mario was enthusiast. Can you believe that? Peace, finally was attained.

High and far above the skies, Mario looked at through his bullet of crystal MAGIX. In its hands, it occupied a remote control device, without wire and that was checked the robot Mario. It smiles wide and hard. "I have a project." Mario said. In this moment, put Mario on his mask. On the mask was a big one "X". A fuck ocean was about to to drown itself the legion.

In a secret hiding place in the house of mozzarella, GHOST Donald slept. It needed rest to realize the design of his master. The metallic used ghost something for his pillow. It used the head of the robotics Edward.

(Received message of the brain). Robotic Mario received a message. The message of the brain, declared: "The man mystery of mistrust" X "will arrive soon. Carry out a part of our plan! "The world was kissed. Peace would not be found today.

The 4 Horsemen

A flashback!

Ramses and Rufus, the bull with the big and rotten old testes and two, count them, two members out of bed in their one room apartment earlier today. This was the day that Pringle - the hybrid wise and powerful psychic - expected to resume Ramses heaven and earth personal demon's lair.

Five years ago, Pringle said, "The old witch and the Old bull of many wonders. Thank you for taking the time to listen to a bull and a whale hybrids. I have the gift of power to read the future. The future is bright for the two of you. On the day when the sun hits the mountain Oaktree to a perfect match, the 4 horsemen meet in heaven. Mario, the leader of the demon world and earth. Mozzarella, the leader of the heavens and skies. Edward, the director of water unconscious. Thomas, the officer unconscious space. The four leaders will be in one piece in time for the first time ... ever. To seize and take control of the universe. " Ramses is the fact vanishes. Rufus is awakened with a salt smell.

Five years later: "Today is the day my huge bull with members. We all will govern. The world? The problem of a modern day fuck storm larger than a tropical hurricane.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

The Arrivals

The Thomas and Toro, the bull with huge testicles damn was the first to enter the kingdom of mozzarella. The wings of Toro were more tired than ever. "Power I sleep well? Toro has asked his master. Thomas shook his calm agreement. Toro ended quickly (the plane trip with his best friend Edward had been a member of agitation Toro). Thomas began to look her best lover, the little boy Edward.

Mario came after. The plane had left a mile of the castle he has had time to clear his mind of events. With the ransom money, buy Mario Castle Mozzarella. The sky, the earth, and the devil's den would be Mario for Mario! !

Edward robot entered. Nutrition was low, so he walked directly past Potepenko without a word. But the smile on his face and his pants on lower body. Potepenko felt confused. The Edward seemed different.

The true gentleman Edward arrived later at the castle of sky Rigatoni Mozzarella rich and powerful and divine brother Mario demon, lover of wine. He was rubbing hind flippers to Potepenko who was currently living with the leader of heaven. Potepenko has purred then resumed reading his daily newspaper editions. After the Edward walked away he made the text message to Man of Mystery X. He said, "Fuckstorm, the two Edwards arrived. Proceed with caution."

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

The Aftermath

After reading the text of the message of Mario that the Thomas had fallen of their tricks and deceptioies, the Edward lean on the strength "alternative" on his cell telephone. It smiles. It looked at his nutrition package, it is only at thirty percent. It needed an accusation. Itself connected on the taken wall and began rediscovering his power. The form robotics of Edouard began dreaming, the world of the dreams of happiness, and the problem that went descend on the boss of the foreign legion.

Has the party of birthday of Thomas, there was the chaos. Their better friend was taken in hostage and they needed to pay the ransom. The Thomas took his device of cell telephone of his pants and called the only man that could do facing these problem sorts.

"For hello this is the word mozzarella. How can I be at your service?"

"Mozzarella, this is the Thomas. We celebrated my joyous birthday and mister Mario of doctor came with a ransom request! It has my Edward in a secret hiding place! Please to help!"

"I very certainly you will help, charming boy. You join to my at my place, to twenty minutes. Come alone."

The Thomas hung up, it felt a relief that the mozzarella, sovereign of the skies, some was at his team and would not be evidently the assistance for him.
Robotic Edward was accused to hundred percent. It awakened, the red eyes were more brilliant than the sun. It was ready. It sent a message text to Mario. The said message: "Come to meet me at the rule of the house of the sky. We will finish our plan there. I like you. - Real-édouard. "Robotic Edward had a project.

"Will the Thomas fall of our trap?" Did real-édouard ask mozzarella? Smile Mozzarella. They had a project.

Mario looked in his bullet of magic crystal. It all saw. Robotic Edward stretched to cheat the Mario? It had a project itself. It quickly took the airplane for the house of mozzarella.

Rolled Thomas on the back of Toro towards the sky. The young boy had no idea of what was in the store for him. Nevertheless, it had a project. The world no longer was at peace.