As Larrons Some Fails

Hello, my darling one as a boy small button that goes by the name of Mister Thomas,

It is your friend since a long time lost. You probably heard related back to me as much different names. The unknown ones being the one of the them. Well, you know me by my true name, Mystery Man X! I heard certain things, the young Thomas, distressing things. I peruseed what thinks the legion of Mystery Man X, and some are moved and anxious. Nevertheless, of others are not so worried, because they believe that I am Mister Mario? Mario is an imposteur! I am the true mysterious man Mister X equally known under the unknown names. I will show my face to the legion soon. For the moment, does not budge. Do not stir the jar, do not budge the things. It suffices to sit quietly you do it always, charming and charming pupil. The end of the unknown multitude is located nearby.

As larrons some fails,
to the day where we die,
X.

Bonjour Thomas

My dear darling one and simple and luminous Thomas,

It is of your better friend, your lover, your friend that everyone calls us "as larrons some fails." This is me, the unknown. I write you because you are in the house of the mozzarella, the evil God of the sky that reigns on the sky with an iron fist. I am on my way towards the house to cause destructions of the foreign legion, and I need your assistance. For, assuredly, you know it, a bigger fuck battery than life and colossal extent takes a disposal on the point of view of the legion, just in front of their eyes. What or that is the mountain the fuck that you ask? It is... the unknown one!

I come soon, please you hang.

I like you,
The without name.

A Message Intercepted: I have a project

Hello My Thomas!

Shh. I must be quiet while I write this. I am hidden in the house of Mister of Mario doctor crazy. I am spying on him and his well-loved one "alligator or crocodile or any something else is that, the King Aggro, so that I can know what his guiding plan. You did not talk about him do you have? No, no, you not done definitley that! You are my better friend and lover! I heard the two wild men writes a letter in the other piece (I hide myself in the bathtub for the bath). It seems that they wrote a letter to their "better friend and the lover" together. This is all that I could hear. Do you know that they could have composed a letter to? I am sure that you have no idea. Me Silly. I will keep spying, my love, and will do report to you which I can understand. The two of them are very drunk, but stopped speaking, and all that I hear suckles noises coming from the room. I wonder what they do? It seems that if someone is nurse of the point of a popsicle. I will investigate. Wish me good luck friend old. And you recall, if you hear Mario, please to make known it for me.

What to the exterior one more,
The Edouard

Bonjour Thomas!

Hello Thomas,

THIS is me, your better friend of the world and the universe and the planet Earth, Mister of Mario! How do you feel today? I lacked you. I tried of my better to remain in phase with my newspaper on Internet of thing internet newspaper than I write on a daily basis, but I was very occupied with the project among the projects! Oh, what do you say big king Aggro? You want to say hello? Good, leave me to help you with the pencil.

Hello Thomas! This is me, the kind big of the world, and the south of France, the Aggro! I have just finished the cooking of Mister the Doctor Mario a voucher breakfast, and now I write you to say you hello, with this tiny pencil in my big clumsy hands. It is equally difficult to see what I write you because my vision is fuzzy. I am drunk as fuck. Mario done of me an "awakening" cocktail and the boy oh houseboy that did me great state of inebriation. And sexual great. When are you to return to the house?

Aggro! This is enough. Sorry Thomas, it feels a very sexual these days. It spoils his Thomas. As I said it, we must unite ourselves to one another to finish our project. The Edouard? It is in a vast world problem of the big tragedy and universe of despair.

Please write me.

I like you.

Mario

PS: Aggro likes you too.

Bunjour Thomas

Hello Thomas. The Mozzarella is a confused Rigatoni. First and before all, the aggro, the scuffle, relate the legion that it is side of his friend and lover, Mario. Nevertheless, it ya a twist! Prince Pomadoro, former king, writes on this newspaper of fantasy Internet newspaper newspaper that Aggro is in contrast to the Mario? What the hell? We will need to take a vote. For my party, I will not adhere to the team of a bouquet of dirty hibous! (Nevertheless, Aurèle, the idea of fantastic one in the bank flight. I would want to join myself to your team of thieves of money. Lets talk.) The mozzarella is a project! I need the members of the more muscular Legion! Pomadoro! Stavros! Aggro! Prepare your members! Put aside your differences. I will promote Pomadoro Return to the king, and Aggro will be for you helps king. Stavros, I have a lot of meats of alligator to devour you, of sort please do not try to eat aggro. Together, we will kill the Mario! Together forever, lively the resistance legion! Our luck is passed, our brains are taken, but our vodka and the red wine, we conquered.

Mozzarella the improbable hero

Hello the legion. Hello Thomas. Hello the legion. The Fashilo, the father of me, organized the new pile of nutrition of battery of life for the robots with needs for the energy. I am awakened. My first test of dance? Success. My second test of usage of the member to seduce Stavros? World-wide successes. My third test to kill the Mario, the head of legion and the nature leader, the landscapes, and the king to do the hard members? Do not complete. The stay waits.

The this is more better to have liked and to have lost than never to have liked of the all. But the this is of me more better to seduce.

Ju'Ron

Pomadoro is Here!

I am there! I know it for you all to lack me terrible, but I was in hibernation! The elephants have to sleep for the winter, but now I am return! I am happy that there be this new fantasy newspaper intimate of Internet of the magazine for me to express my thoughts on! How stimulating! My member begins turning in my pants because of the pleasure. Finished with grace, without touching it, wonderful. To forge ahead for the important things: I will have to choose a camp, that do I must wants to beat myself for? Mario and his gang of magic hiboux (tempting, but Mario did me to demote to the Prince). Or I must fight with Aggro von Labrador and Potepenko, the resistance legion. Thomas, that do you say? You are the wise one with a lot of members and of a heart to stretch as a crepe. Guide me nice wonderful boy. This is all that I have to say at this stage in the time,

Joyous moments of happiness to all and cheer to all the erection and full the posterior members rears fourth.

Prince Pomadoro the brilliant one.

A seahorse says hello

Hello the Thomas of small voice but a lot of big members and the heart of now! You can wonder where I was for 3 months. Hello. I treat the project to beat the sorcerer of Mr. of Mario Rigatoni, of gentleman and of male prostitute. I heard Tili (my half brother) that you are to succeed the prince and the king Mario. This project device will not fail. To call me. Patience is a virtue and we have the time but do not await please I lack you and the need to destroy Mario,

Fashilo

My very dear one and the most soft Thomas, We did not again meet, I know, but I heard a lot of things, of an ocean to the other, on the subject of your kindness and beautiful face and body. I am the big, big Tilikum master of the World-wide Ocean and his mongrel nephew of Potepenko. Although I appreciate things and acts compromising the crowd security to the sea universe, it is time that I escape and help the destruction of Mario! What did you foresee for me, mister Thomas? My uncle and lover, Potepenko, said me that when Mario is reversed this will be you that will become the boss of the foreign legion! All Hail The Amazing Thomas. The legion must survive, we must continue to eat pasta and pellets of meat all the evenings, and we cannot do that with Mario of Mister the role of organizing legion. N ° I loves you.

Evil greetings of the bottom of the world of the sea, Your new friend and I hope it, again lover (my member is seventeen feet), The only and the only beautiful whale of the assassin of one, to the death to separate us,

Tilikum the assassin

Thomas! It was a long time and no talk! It is of your old friend, the big and powerful, all while knowing difficult, Ramsès mister! I realize that you thought that I had disappeared, is dead in the water under the cruise ship reversed the pleasure. No, I am well living! I am on the beaches of fine sand of holy Father, in California with my better friend and lover, the Rufus. My animal bull of company is therefore very sad for it was humiliated and exiled to form the Legion to try to become "bull Head", it drinks too much wine and smoke heroin too. We must do it to return in the foreign legion or well it surely will kill itself! I would not be able to live me without my favorite animal and a sexual partner. You are close to mister Mario Rigatoni, it does you confidence. Please speak him and done us again in the legion, or I to murder you.

love and the evil greetings, You says to soon, Conversation to you soon, very soon,

Powerful Ramses

Hello Thomas, It is of your friend and faithful servant, Toro Parmesana. The Mario is to lose his sharp mental capacity, for it left his password for this site newspaper intimate of Internet on the kitchen table, and Toro itself seized some. I will sign on the website and destroy Mario! (While passing, my feet are so thick that I have trouble supreme of types with them, I am therefore in sharp on the keyboard that with a member of my gigantic bubble. Beautiful. I am hard as a stick of bricks of concrete.) Besides, I NEED your counsels on the manner to destroy the Mario while using his newspaper web. I am all new brewery my own wine, you should come to my hut and to drink with me. It is called "Toro Parmeseana plan to drop Mario marks Rigatoni energy wine". It is all simply delicious one. Well, this is all for today! I like you.

Cheers greetings and cunning one,

Toro