The Mario had trouble. The problem of epic proportions large. Mario, Brawl and Potepenko (in the process of moving areas of water) had to go to outer space, a place of Mario and his mother had promised he would never return to. Also, the Man of Mystery Engineering X with X has decorated his mask on in the world was also wounded. If the robot version of the crocodile with a heart of gold has met with the robot version of the fin whale with the slippery, the numerous (and Man of Mystery) would be over. However, there was boredom worse for Thomas ...
Two months prior, the Thomas and Edward were in the house of Ramses summer vacation on the coast of Egypt. Lots of relaxing, fishing, and ghost stories. One night, when drunk, Ramses was the devil enter the Thomas. Two months of that day, the devil is present in the ravages of Thomas and cause. Today was two months.
On the Space Shuttle titanium, Thomas was hot. His temperature was 105.2. Thomas's eyes were black (a sure sign that the devil was in Thomas). Edward was the accident nervous, sure that his best friend and lover of man as a gentleman would perish. They needed an exorcism. Only one man in the legion has been certified to exorcism. "Esteban! the Edward yelled, visibly shaken. "Esteban, PLEASE COME EARLY. YOU NEED TO ELIMINATE THE DEMON OF THE INTERIOR OF THOMAS "Edward said. The male nurse from Spain came to meet the room. He had not performed an exorcism and was in two years a little rusty, but he needed help.
"DEMON! REMOVAL OF THOMAS AND SHOW YOUR UGLY FACE AND DEFORME "Esteban shouted with fervor and the bravado of a young John Wayne. Thomas was about to die. "KISS YOU! yelled the demon. Esteban has been determined. "I HAVE SAID REMOVAL! Esteban screamed so loud it hurt sensitive ears of Edward. The demon has left the body of Thomas. All were good. Edward and Thomas have kissed and embraced Esteban.
Minutes later the eyes of Esteban turned black. Esteban had the project. Legion? The world's nuclear problem type Dérangère major proportions
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- Mario Rigatoni
- Florence, Italy
- Hello, my name is Mario Rigatoni, you to allow me to say a little about me? First, and the most important one, I am the leader of the Foreign Legion, furthermore, I am also the doctor, the researcher, the animal trainer of fame, the learned one, the writer, the lover of man, the lover of animal, the Demon, the father, the husband, the wizard and a lot more of other things. Believe me, I am fun.
Meet The Foreign Legion
Mario Rigatoni (Me): Leader, founder, owner of the Foreign Legion.
King Aggro: 20 foot long, 600 lb alligator. King of the animals and interim monarch of the Foreign Legion. Aligned with Mario.
King (Prince) Pomadoro: 15 foot tall, 2 ton elephant, recently demoted from King to Prince for an assassination attempt on my new better friend and lover, Aggro.
Potepenko: 32 ton blue whale, lover to splashing, swimming, and singing. Best friend of Pomadoro. Invented the "top five" maneuver. Toro's godfather.
Toro: 400 lb bull, famous for firey red eyes and nostril piercing. Fierce. Fast. Agile. Adorable. Legion designated helicopter pilot. One of the founding members of the legion.
Donald: A beautiful miniature horse. My first project. My first love. Revived by hibou magic and "Mario Rigatoni the Resurrection Gas".
Fashilo: 18 ounce seahorse, known to the Legion as "The Engineer". Has served as my butler. A trusted friend, but often assembles betrayal robots. Potepenko's nephew.
Pringle: Hybrid, half whale, half bull, 3lb animal, loves to slip in and out of the ocean.
Mozzarella Rigatoni: My brother, an angel, desires to be leader of the legion, allowed into legion after selling His soul to me...notorious trouble causer.
Jacques Poindexter: Childhood friend of mine, generally disliked and ridiculed by the legion.
Gustav: Dutch Prince. Small, weak, lovable, allows Potepenko to sleep in his pool, trusted friend.
Vitali: 6'3" 256lb Russian lover of man, lover of animals. Recently arrested for poaching.
Ramses: Sorcerer. Repeated attempts to infiltrate the legion. Exiled. For now.
Rufus: Rhinocerous, first pet of Ramses the sorceror, not a conversation animal.
Stavros: 30 foot python. Most recent pet of Ramses. Mysterious. Treacherous. Disloyal. Loves alligator meat and skin.
Rodriguez: Feared by all, exiled from the legion for multiple betrayals.
Luigi: One of my many sons, exiled from the legion for disloyalty.
Portabello Rigatoni: My father, the original Demon Rigatoni: exiled from the legion after passing away due to a few sips of Mario Rigatoni Death Inducing Wine.
Ju'ron: Robotic Chinaman, inclined eyes, exiled from legion.
Prince Larabee: Elephant prince, exiled: only one elephant in the legion allowed.
Aurelis: Wild Hibou, the magic beak, the brain of cross of double. Bank robber.
King Aggro: 20 foot long, 600 lb alligator. King of the animals and interim monarch of the Foreign Legion. Aligned with Mario.
King (Prince) Pomadoro: 15 foot tall, 2 ton elephant, recently demoted from King to Prince for an assassination attempt on my new better friend and lover, Aggro.
Potepenko: 32 ton blue whale, lover to splashing, swimming, and singing. Best friend of Pomadoro. Invented the "top five" maneuver. Toro's godfather.
Toro: 400 lb bull, famous for firey red eyes and nostril piercing. Fierce. Fast. Agile. Adorable. Legion designated helicopter pilot. One of the founding members of the legion.
Donald: A beautiful miniature horse. My first project. My first love. Revived by hibou magic and "Mario Rigatoni the Resurrection Gas".
Fashilo: 18 ounce seahorse, known to the Legion as "The Engineer". Has served as my butler. A trusted friend, but often assembles betrayal robots. Potepenko's nephew.
Pringle: Hybrid, half whale, half bull, 3lb animal, loves to slip in and out of the ocean.
Mozzarella Rigatoni: My brother, an angel, desires to be leader of the legion, allowed into legion after selling His soul to me...notorious trouble causer.
Jacques Poindexter: Childhood friend of mine, generally disliked and ridiculed by the legion.
Gustav: Dutch Prince. Small, weak, lovable, allows Potepenko to sleep in his pool, trusted friend.
Vitali: 6'3" 256lb Russian lover of man, lover of animals. Recently arrested for poaching.
Ramses: Sorcerer. Repeated attempts to infiltrate the legion. Exiled. For now.
Rufus: Rhinocerous, first pet of Ramses the sorceror, not a conversation animal.
Stavros: 30 foot python. Most recent pet of Ramses. Mysterious. Treacherous. Disloyal. Loves alligator meat and skin.
Rodriguez: Feared by all, exiled from the legion for multiple betrayals.
Luigi: One of my many sons, exiled from the legion for disloyalty.
Portabello Rigatoni: My father, the original Demon Rigatoni: exiled from the legion after passing away due to a few sips of Mario Rigatoni Death Inducing Wine.
Ju'ron: Robotic Chinaman, inclined eyes, exiled from legion.
Prince Larabee: Elephant prince, exiled: only one elephant in the legion allowed.
Aurelis: Wild Hibou, the magic beak, the brain of cross of double. Bank robber.
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