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I am very concerned. Today I was on my way to the gym to treat my body (especially the biceps and triceps). On my way I passed the house of Mario for a special blend of "Mario Rigatoni for using steroids and muscle gets the largest" wine. I could not find Mario if I went for the diabolical genius with the mustache as heat as the sun's surface. Nowhere. Then I heard voices. Man express. Three distinct voices. One was Mario. One was the John Deveraux. One was a mystery. What should we do?
Love always and forever as the rain falls in tropical forests,
Fashilo Michaels
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- Mario Rigatoni
- Florence, Italy
- Hello, my name is Mario Rigatoni, you to allow me to say a little about me? First, and the most important one, I am the leader of the Foreign Legion, furthermore, I am also the doctor, the researcher, the animal trainer of fame, the learned one, the writer, the lover of man, the lover of animal, the Demon, the father, the husband, the wizard and a lot more of other things. Believe me, I am fun.
Meet The Foreign Legion
Mario Rigatoni (Me): Leader, founder, owner of the Foreign Legion.
King Aggro: 20 foot long, 600 lb alligator. King of the animals and interim monarch of the Foreign Legion. Aligned with Mario.
King (Prince) Pomadoro: 15 foot tall, 2 ton elephant, recently demoted from King to Prince for an assassination attempt on my new better friend and lover, Aggro.
Potepenko: 32 ton blue whale, lover to splashing, swimming, and singing. Best friend of Pomadoro. Invented the "top five" maneuver. Toro's godfather.
Toro: 400 lb bull, famous for firey red eyes and nostril piercing. Fierce. Fast. Agile. Adorable. Legion designated helicopter pilot. One of the founding members of the legion.
Donald: A beautiful miniature horse. My first project. My first love. Revived by hibou magic and "Mario Rigatoni the Resurrection Gas".
Fashilo: 18 ounce seahorse, known to the Legion as "The Engineer". Has served as my butler. A trusted friend, but often assembles betrayal robots. Potepenko's nephew.
Pringle: Hybrid, half whale, half bull, 3lb animal, loves to slip in and out of the ocean.
Mozzarella Rigatoni: My brother, an angel, desires to be leader of the legion, allowed into legion after selling His soul to me...notorious trouble causer.
Jacques Poindexter: Childhood friend of mine, generally disliked and ridiculed by the legion.
Gustav: Dutch Prince. Small, weak, lovable, allows Potepenko to sleep in his pool, trusted friend.
Vitali: 6'3" 256lb Russian lover of man, lover of animals. Recently arrested for poaching.
Ramses: Sorcerer. Repeated attempts to infiltrate the legion. Exiled. For now.
Rufus: Rhinocerous, first pet of Ramses the sorceror, not a conversation animal.
Stavros: 30 foot python. Most recent pet of Ramses. Mysterious. Treacherous. Disloyal. Loves alligator meat and skin.
Rodriguez: Feared by all, exiled from the legion for multiple betrayals.
Luigi: One of my many sons, exiled from the legion for disloyalty.
Portabello Rigatoni: My father, the original Demon Rigatoni: exiled from the legion after passing away due to a few sips of Mario Rigatoni Death Inducing Wine.
Ju'ron: Robotic Chinaman, inclined eyes, exiled from legion.
Prince Larabee: Elephant prince, exiled: only one elephant in the legion allowed.
Aurelis: Wild Hibou, the magic beak, the brain of cross of double. Bank robber.
King Aggro: 20 foot long, 600 lb alligator. King of the animals and interim monarch of the Foreign Legion. Aligned with Mario.
King (Prince) Pomadoro: 15 foot tall, 2 ton elephant, recently demoted from King to Prince for an assassination attempt on my new better friend and lover, Aggro.
Potepenko: 32 ton blue whale, lover to splashing, swimming, and singing. Best friend of Pomadoro. Invented the "top five" maneuver. Toro's godfather.
Toro: 400 lb bull, famous for firey red eyes and nostril piercing. Fierce. Fast. Agile. Adorable. Legion designated helicopter pilot. One of the founding members of the legion.
Donald: A beautiful miniature horse. My first project. My first love. Revived by hibou magic and "Mario Rigatoni the Resurrection Gas".
Fashilo: 18 ounce seahorse, known to the Legion as "The Engineer". Has served as my butler. A trusted friend, but often assembles betrayal robots. Potepenko's nephew.
Pringle: Hybrid, half whale, half bull, 3lb animal, loves to slip in and out of the ocean.
Mozzarella Rigatoni: My brother, an angel, desires to be leader of the legion, allowed into legion after selling His soul to me...notorious trouble causer.
Jacques Poindexter: Childhood friend of mine, generally disliked and ridiculed by the legion.
Gustav: Dutch Prince. Small, weak, lovable, allows Potepenko to sleep in his pool, trusted friend.
Vitali: 6'3" 256lb Russian lover of man, lover of animals. Recently arrested for poaching.
Ramses: Sorcerer. Repeated attempts to infiltrate the legion. Exiled. For now.
Rufus: Rhinocerous, first pet of Ramses the sorceror, not a conversation animal.
Stavros: 30 foot python. Most recent pet of Ramses. Mysterious. Treacherous. Disloyal. Loves alligator meat and skin.
Rodriguez: Feared by all, exiled from the legion for multiple betrayals.
Luigi: One of my many sons, exiled from the legion for disloyalty.
Portabello Rigatoni: My father, the original Demon Rigatoni: exiled from the legion after passing away due to a few sips of Mario Rigatoni Death Inducing Wine.
Ju'ron: Robotic Chinaman, inclined eyes, exiled from legion.
Prince Larabee: Elephant prince, exiled: only one elephant in the legion allowed.
Aurelis: Wild Hibou, the magic beak, the brain of cross of double. Bank robber.
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