Ex Better Friend: Problem World

Greetings my friends from evil! First, I apologize must to you all, because I've been away for so long. Let please me explain. One of my better friends and lovers the most beautiful, The Edward was placed in a new job. This has been a major initiative for the great and wonderful Edward. However, he was nervous. He did not want calling Mario to his new employer, because (Mario's duplicity, racist and dirty), it may cause trouble. So I obeyed the Edward. In the absence of Edward in my life, and the only member of Aggro to keep me busy, Mario became sad. Mario became depressed. Mario started doing more heroin and cocaine more than usual .... and that are a lot of fucking drugs. I went into a coma for 2 months after a night out in Canada with Aggro, Fashilo, and Prince Pomadoro. I've just woken up, and guess what? I'm mad at Edward. It took me nearly to death because he was selfish. Well, because of that, I have a project. The Edward? Edward is a global problem World Wide Global.